bravebattalion:

captainameirca:

"americans need to chill"

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done and done

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(Source: zaynisgod, via isawthesunanditopenedupmyeyes)

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie, via isawthesunanditopenedupmyeyes)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via pizza)

foodchewer:

all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

(via justsayitalreadyy)

stfukarla:

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

♡ i follow everyone back ♡

(Source: flowury, via pertfections)

stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

(Source: tweezing, via pizza)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via fake-mermaid)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via orgasm)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via hate)